Charlie: did you just swallow pills from that bottle
Josh: yeah why
Charlie: you idiot these are not aspirin, you moron this are
morphine pills, THROW IT UP MAN (grabs head and puts it to sink)
(Josh sticks fingers down throat)
(Charlie laughing behind back)
(Charlie laughing behind back)
Josh: I can’t do it... I can’t do (looks up) how long do I have
left
Charlie: ermm erh a matter of //minutes//
Josh: MINUTES (grabs Charlie)
Charlie: I’m sorry man, why didn’t you ask me
Josh: (turns around, Charlie laughs again behind back) Ok,
Ok call 999
Charlie: Oh no man it’s not what you think josh, JOSH
(Josh starts running, stops get phone out)
Josh: Mum hey I haven’t got a lot of time but I love you so
much I’m sorry for all the things I did, like setting the house on fire and
crashing the car tell dad I love him so much and I love you I’ve got to go I’m
sorry bye
(Donation stall, josh stops and gives wallet)
Donation women: Donation!
Josh: you know what take it all, the pin is 3265
(Josh runs into teach knocks paper everywhere, starts to
pick it up)
Josh: you know what I don’t have time for this, you know
what your teaching is stupid your textbooks are too expensive shove it up your
arse
Teacher: Josh!
(Josh sees Abbies friends)
Josh: Hey where is Abbie
Friends: Studying in room A6 I think why
(Josh gets to door, preps himself then knocks, but walks
straight in)
Josh: Hey abbie //listen// im in a bad situation here just listen;
just //listen for a second please// just listen okay// I know im such an idiot I know im sorry im
sorry ok I was pissed off when we broke up so I just took it okay im such an
idiot, just a great big idiot im dickhead I still like you I still do now
Abbie: //Josh what are you doing here// //is that… how did you get this// //you have any idea how much ive gone
through because of this // this is wrong why are you suddenly doing this
Josh: I had to give it back I just did, I didn’t know what
would happen I was just so pissed off but (breaths a lot ) I just still love
you (puts hands on her neck) I still love you im going to black out any second
though right now
(Charlie breaks through door)
Charlie: JOSH Jesus man…. It was a joke I tried shouting you
but you just kept running
Josh: WHAT
Charlie: It was just a practical joke //man//
Josh: REALLY
Charlie: Yeah it’s not real
Josh: OH MY GOD(HANDS ON HEAD)
Charlie: I know right (laughs)
Josh: you know what I just did
Charlie: no what you did
(josh still looks shocked)
Josh: OH MY GOD... crap my wallet
Charlie: What your wallet what do you mean your wallet JOSH
